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Political Sex Scandals

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Fall in America – tis the season for golden leaves, apple pies and PSLs (yes those, don’t hate).  Every four years, it’s also the season that forces ideological stars to collide in the form of a presidential election.   Trust when we say that this 2016 campaign has kept us on the edge of our seats… including the occasional toilet seat, with a case of the “we-can’t-believe-this” shits. But Republican presidential nominee Donald “grab them by the pussy” Trump has outdone himself this time.  Or rather, he outdid himself over 10 years ago – The Washington Post recently released old audio...

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Spring Cleaning Sex Tips from Batteries Included

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Spring is finally here and it’s the perfect time to clean some overlooked areas in our lives. For urban dwellers, this could be as simple as clearing out the fridge, wiping down a few shelves and finally scrubbing the toilet (we can smell it from here). For homeowners, it can be more intense – disinfecting appliances, yard maintenance and washing windows. Yes, the outside too, not just inside you slackers… If you are cleaning your home, take a few extra minutes to clean your sex toys too! Here are some practical spring-cleaning tips from your friends Batteries Included. Toss expired...

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Creative Alternatives to Traditional Valentine’s Day Gifts

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The month of February is here and that means two (overrated?) events are nearing: 1) Super Bowl Sunday, where one can binge on nachos and beer like there’s no tomorrow and 2) Valentine’s Day, where one can [fill in your thing here] like there’s no tomorrow.  And while it’s easy to wait until the last minute to come up with a game plan for watching football, anyone who’s met the judgmental stare of a drug store teddy bear has felt pressure to plan the perfect Valentine’s Day since February 15th… of last year. Fear not.  Batteries Included has got you...

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5 Sports That Have the Sexiest Athletes

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Lately we’ve been watching ESPN 30 for 30s, Copa America 2015, the 2015 women's World Cup, baseball, tennis and yes, even 10 random seconds of golf. All that sports voyeurism got us thinking about which sport athletes have the best bodies.  Not just in terms of muscles and more muscles, but actual athletic prowess on and off the courts: flexibility, stamina, ability for explosive kinetics, fast recovery from injuries. You know, all the things that make for a sexy um, "running" partner... Here's our top 5.  Which sport(s) make your list? 5. MMA Fighters: Ronda Roused is revered, feared and desired by...

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Summer Sex: Toys and Tips from Batteries Included

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For most, Memorial Day weekend marks the unofficial official start of the summer season. Clothing gets skimpier, drinks get fruitier and the longer days make for longer, hotter nights. Winter sex is widely accepted as being both sensual and practical - the bear-skin rugs and fireplaces! the body heat that saves money on the electricity bill! - but summer sex?  Not so much.   Unless fully hydrated and in a room set to 68 F, some people balk at the idea of having another person near them, let alone on top of them.   At Batteries Included, we say bring it on!  ...

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